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Pravda Wants You To Know that Vegetarians Pervert Nature

January 31st, 2008 · No Comments

Lisa pondering with a sheepPerverse notion? Pravda (Russian) would say so!

Vegetarians can be referred to as true fanatics. On the other hand, they are seriously misled in their beliefs. Practically nobody argues with them, since it is really difficult to convince a vegetarian of his or her self-deception. May be that is the reason why the vegetarian movement develops so actively around the globe and continues to recruit many new members.

Want to learn more about Pravda’s views on vegetarianism, including the “science” that proves that it’s a perversion of nature?

Do you know anyone who raises their voice, swings their arms, and splutters while arguing? Well they might just be a vegetarian, that’s one of the main signs!

It just gets worse and worse, more after the jump.

The Pravda article argues that a human being needs protein from food (true), but that without animal protein vegetable protein won’t be digested (not true). A “study” proves this of course… right?

Experts proved that our body requires and assimilates the following substances as construction materials:

Egg white – 100%
Soured milk – 90%
Fresh milk – 83%
Beef – 76%
Cottage cheese – 75%

Compare this data with that concerning vegetable protein:

Wheat bread – 52%

As evidence, Pravda cites “wheat bread” as a primary source of vegetable protein. Of course, bodybuilders and weightlifters always digest copious amounts of wheat bread for the protein right? Wait, that’s not true! I would bet dollars to donuts that the author is misrepresenting this study, or it’s a quack case, since it’s been proven that a well planned vegetarian diet can be healthy.

Some more gems of the article, which are just borderline absurd:

  • A vegetarian man or woman may find themselves on the brink of dystrophy. (Like starving children in Africa)
  • Vegetarians “can become infertile.”
  • They have “dry and fragile hair, dull eyes and unhealthy complexion.”
  • They can “hardly stand criticism and have a low boiling point.”
  • They “raise their voice, swing their arms and splutter when arguing.”
  • They have weak logic.

So for all these reasons and more, Pravda urges Russians and people worldwide, do not be vegetarian! You risk spluttering while arguing if you do!

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