The fabled “Toe Licking Robber” and one of the worst mugshots in the history of man.

Story after the jump. But the picture says a lot already.

From the city of Minneapolis:

MINNEAPOLIS — A man was sentenced Wednesday to five years probation for robbing a woman of her keys and cell phone, then licking her toes.

Carlton Jermaine Davis, 26, was warned that he faces 21 months in prison if he fails to complete his probation.

According to a criminal complaint, Davis approached the woman around 1 a.m. on Sept. 9 as she was leaving work and forced her to put her phone and purse inside a bag.

Then he told her, “Now I’m going to suck your feet.”

“Now I’m going to suck your feet” is a popular pickup line in some circles, or so I hear. Never worked for me. Couldn’t you just kick them in the face with ease?

We’ve all been in that position though of course. It’s always awkward when a robber asks to lick your feet and you’ve been walking all day and it’s kind of funky down there and you get all self-concious and wonder whether or not the thief will be perturbed by the potential smell. Oh wait, that’s ridiculous.

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