“K-Fed”, wildly “popular” celebrity, getting remaining divorce settlement from ATM

A woman using the Kitsap Credit Union in Bremerton washington was arrested and charged with drug possession after trying to deposit methamphetamines into an ATM. It was in the same envelope as money, possibly money being deposited to gain interest for future meth purchases.

Officers said that she might have mistakenly included the bag when she got money out to make a deposit. At ITR of course, we like to imagine it was a different scenario. I mean, to a person on meth, wouldn’t the bank seem a great place to store your goods? I mean, it’s federally insured against loss, which surely includes hard drugs right? Right?

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