Taleon Goffney - Gay escapee.

In Camden County, New Jersey, Taleon T. Goffney was arrested for “open air” drug transactions, and was found with half an ounce of cocaine and a loaded .25 caliber automatic handgun. He escaped in spite of being handcuffed in the back of a moving police car, using his head, his feet, and body to escape. But he’s in hot water again, this time with his twin, and also gay brother…

The great police car escape happened in 2006. While handcuffed in the back of a police car, Taleon head-butted a rear window, and dove through it. Apparently he caused almost 2000 dollars worth of damage doing so. He quickly rose to his feet, and eventually jumped into a pond, still handcuffed. Swimming away like a dolphin, he taunted the officers saying that they would never catch him. They never did, he turned himself in a week later. In the process of escaping, he allegedly assaulted two officers, while handcuffed, and hospitalized one of them. Whoa.

But now Taleon has been arrested with his brother Keyontyli for rooftop robberies. The gay twin team cut holes into rooftops in order to break in, breaking into Moon’s Beauty Shop (to look good for their next break-in) and a Rite-Aid. Cash, cigarettes, and condoms were stolen, the big three C’s. A small twist exists, as these twins arer actually not just the focus of a criminal investigation, but also in numerous hardcore Internet gay-porn videos.

The twins would sometimes star together in gay porn films, and both were trying to make careers as models/actors. One of them, Keyontyli, actually served as a legitimate model a few times, and had in some television appearances. He seems to be the “good” one of the duo, as one police source called Taleon a “bad, bad dude,” with a lengthy history with the law. I wonder if Taleon convinced his brother this was a good idea? The Goffney twins might not be able to star in any fine online “cinema” for awhile…

[Philly News] [2006 Camden County Media Release]

• Prisoners escape using nothing more than a spoon
• Guard gets romantically involved with inmate, helps some escape. Bad idea.
• Desperate journalist makes his own news…becomes a serial killer
• Police involved in standoff at Wisconsin home. Sadly, the occupants were completely unaware.
• 1973 Volkswagen Beetle turned into a police cruiser