Imagine you are a reporter with a burgeoning career, working for the renowned Reuters news, hoping to one day make it big. But then you are told to visit a Portuguese shopping center to investigate “sexy toilets.” Yeah, it’s a sign you haven’t “made it.” Apparently visitors to the Eight Avenida center in Sao Joao da Madeira in Portugal encounter models (mannequins) in lingerie as they walk into restrooms. Fantastic, important news, from Reuters.

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