Jeremy McIntosh was pissed, the suburban Detroit lingerie store “Intimate Ideas” refused to hire him, and as a cross-dressing man he couldn’t imagine life not working at a lingerie store. So what did he do? While in blue Capri pants, a flowery blouse, facial makeup, lipstick, red flip-flops, and a flowery women’s bra, McIntosh repeatedly crashed his car into the store. It only caused $3000 in damages, but at least he thought he looked good doing it? Right? Apparently McIntosh is homeless, and wanted to go to jail because he had no where else to go. He’s been charged with malicious destruction of property and reckless driving. A man wearing what he wore isn’t a crime in the eyes of the law, only in the eyes of fashion.

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