Welcome to our second edition of our “Weekly Review,” a snapshot of the past week’s weird news featured on ITR! New and improved, extra slippery!

Top stories: A girl suffers liver failure at 14 from drinking too much, a “Mole man” is fined $600,000 for digging tunnels under his home, and a man takes the wrong dog from a kennel… twice! Is he a moron?

• We learned some valuable life lessons this past week. For example, releasing a bear isn’t easy alone, and that a butter knife, when thrown hard enough, can lodge itself in between a scalp and skull. Also, your pants is a bad place to store a loaded shotgun… who knew?

• Older celebrities tried to make news as always: Bill Cosby‘s making an “educational” rap CD, and Jackie Chan is pissed at Olympic protesters and threatened to fight anyone who tried to stop him from carrying the Olympic torch. Too bad their roles aren’t reversed, as we would pay to see that. Jackie Chan rapping? Bill Cosby fighting?

Random Headlines:
Bus fails to squeeze under overpass, carrying girl’s softball team that was just crushed 10-0.
Crossing dressing man assaults lingerie store with his car!
Crazy woman airs out divorce via Youtube

R.I.P to Edward Lorenz the father of chaos theory and the “butterfly effect”.

Video of the week: Man trapped in elevator 41 hours
Link of the week: Bent objects make simple art
Comment of the week: Andy Heatman responds, in a rambling fashion we like.

Those are a just a few of the headlines, stories, videos, and links we shared in the past week. Visit daily!

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