The padded butt market for men is relatively untapped, until now. BottomsUp is fulfilling the massive requests for posterior enhancement, even offering a buy 2 get one free sale (we hope this doesn’t mean buy 2 cheeks and get the third free). If you are a man with not enough “junk in the trunk” or you know a man who could use a little extra cushion, let him know about this frightening new product. “Sexy” buns are just a click away!

The padded boxer briefs work in a simple fashion. Pads can be inserted in special pockets in the back of the boxers, with what we assume are a variety of different levels of padding to provide the user with just the right about of behind. Apparently the product from BottomsUp features a “defining centre back seam separates our butt pads creating an anatomically correct bottom for a more natural look.” If your male-butt enhancement product doesn’t come with that seam you need to step up to the premium stuff.

We like what The Ridiculant had to say about this product:

We’re going to go out on a limb here and say that – even in the unlikely circumstance that wearing these pants didn’t make you look like a grossly deformed mutant who has more in common with camels than humans – any potential paramour is going to be a tad disappointed when they bring their new beautifully-butted conquest home, only to discover when the pants come off that you don’t, in fact, have a bottom at all.

The boxers can also have front-end pouches, for obvious reasons. People need to just learn to love themselves the way they are!

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