Eighteen-year-old Matthew Rosenburg went to the Santa Cruz Mountains Monday night to do some drugs. At one point, Rosenburg tripped and broke his leg. He immediately called his mother and told her he was lost, who then frantically called 911 to report her son needed help. Officials were quickly dispatched to the woods to find the teen before the injury led to his death. Sadly, upon finding the teen, officials found the search for the kid was a complete waste of time. He was unhurt and his “broken” leg was a figment of his imagination.
After spending hours looking the idiotic teen, Sheriff’s deputy Nick Baldrige’s search dog found the teen standing at the bottom of a ravine tripping out. He was completely fine except for the fact he didn’t know where he was. In the effort to find him, the city of Santa Cruz spent $10,000, the cost being inflated because an ambulance and helicopter were on standby during the search. That’s a good use of taxpayer money!

“He was really gorked,” Capt. Bill Finch (of Cal Fire’s Burrell Station) said of Rosenberg’s condition when rescuers found him standing near a rock at the bottom of a ravine – more amused and bewildered than safe and sound. “He wasn’t normal. He was like one of those guys who’s been drinking a lot and starts saying, ‘I love ya, man.’”

The teens father said the kid will be punished for what he did saying “he probably won’t get to use the car for a while.” Honestly, being an adult, the teen should be expected to pay the money back. He completely wasted the city’s time and money by being an idiot and going to the woods to do drugs.

We’re wondering why he went to the woods to begin with, especially by himself. Did the guy have no friends that he had to do this on his own? We are definitely not condoning the use of illegal drugs but if you’re going to do it you should definitely do it somewhere safe and not by yourself. The last thing you want is for something to happen to you and be on your own. Anyway, how insane was this kid’s drug trip to think his leg was broken? Our initial reaction after reading this story was laughter, laughter towards the teen’s intelligence, who’s apparently a straight A student. By straight “A” they probably mean asinine.

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