The kid in this crappy movie got away with it!

Charles Ray Fuller brought in a check to Fort Worth bank of Texas seeking to fund a record company. At only 21-years-old he had ambitious dreams and an entrepreneurial spirit, dreaming of office high rises and fortune and fame. Unfortunately, he was trying to cash in a $360,000,000,000 check, and that raised a few suspicions at the bank. Fuller tried to claim that his girlfriend’s mother gave him the check, which raised the question of how she amassed this amount of money. His “luck” just kept getting worse.

Fuller’s girlfriend’s mother said that she did not give him permission to take or cash the check. We’re sure that the tellers were not surprised at all by this result. Not many people have $360 billion in their checking accounts, I mean, I do, but not everyone is me right?

Fuller was arrested on a forgery charge, released after posting a $3,750. Apparently he tried to use the same check after crossing out some zeroes, but the bondsman just laughed. A charge of unlawfully carrying a weapon and possessing marijuana were added to the forgery charge, because he might have planned to either a) rob the bank or b) get high should his initial plan fail.

We wonder whether a man who tries to cash in a $360 billion check has the… business acumen necessary to start up and run a record company. This really sounds like a poorly hatched scheme from a crappy straight-to-DVD movie starring C-list actors who’s biggest claim to fame was a cameo in one of the mediocre Will Ferrell movies. Or the movie Blank Check, where a kid manages to cash in a blank check for $1,000,000. It received a 4.0/10 on IMDB, which is several points higher than we’d rate Fuller’s half-brained idea.

[Yahoo!]

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