One of the scariest products we’ve ever seen
The “French Fry Holder” from Improvements seems to be a sad statement on American affairs. According to the product description, it will both hold your fries in your car’s cup holder and make driving safer. Hear that? It’s not about gluttony but safety! The French-Fry Holder promises to hold one order of fries and comes with a clip-on ketchup cup. It’s dishwasher safe too, so you’ll be able to easily remove the dried ketchup and oil residue after each use! Sadly, the French Fry Holder is “not available at this time,” so until then, have another person hold your fries as you drive. Until then, you can save time and spend money with the $49.95 “Pop-up Hot Dog Cooker from the good folks at SkyMall. Now that’s “necessary” for everyone!
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