Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are at the center of a Starbucks “scandal” of tiny proportions. A former barista from a Starbucks in New York’s West Village alleges that they used to swap whole milk in for the skim milk the twins requested in their Grande nonfat lattes. The barista apparently thought the Olsens were too thin, and was trying to perform a noble public service. An Olsen rep called the incident “ridiculous”. Oh the humanity! So were the Olsen twins victims, or was the barista doing something positive? I mean, they are really, really thin. Like, self-purging in the restroom between vodka tonics thin.

[MSNBC]

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