Don’t get Donkey mad Shrek!

A Mexican donkey named Blacky was recently released from jail after spending three days imprisoned for biting and kicking two men near a ranch in the southern state of Chiapas. Apparently the authorities felt that the donkey acted maliciously, and felt that a few days of jail would help correct his errant ways. Young donkeys these days, they just don’t understand etiquette and proper manners! The owner of the donkey paid a $36 fine and $115 to pay for the hospital bills of the two men, and Mexican authorities agreed to release the animal. Definitely wouldn’t want to “kick it” with this vicious donkey. The donkey bit one man in the chest and broke the ankle of another. What an ass!

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