It doesn’t make much sense, but “The Thunder From Down Under,” an Australian male strip crew, recently had to cancel parts of their United States tour because of a lack of clothes. The crew was “stripped” of their clothes by a thief who stole their van, containing thousands of dollars worth of equipment, costumes, and merchandise. Many ladies in Rhode Island were disappointed when the strippers were forced to cancel their show, and unless they find their tear-away pants and tight garments the show might not go on in other places too. The prime suspects right now are drunk women and women throwing bachlorette parties. We at ITR hope these men find their clothes, because a strip-show without clothes is just obscene!

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