Looking for a little bit of “divine intervention” to help bolster their educational strengths, the recently opened Sardar Bhagat Singh College of Technology and Management recently named Hanuman their official chairman. Hanuman is a revered Hindu monkey god, and will receive their own office with a desk and laptop computer. Four chairs will be placed facing the empty desk seat, and all visitors will have to enter barefoot. Hanuman was selected after an extensive search, looming larger than other big names in the field of technology and management. The Hindu god can lift mountains and leap oceans, and the school administrators hope the god helps lead the school to prosperity.

[CNN]

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