The Weekly Review is published every Sunday at 7:00pm EST.

Another week has gone by, another really, really weird week. We’re talking putting cream for where the sun doesn’t shine on your chest weird. We had 29 posts this past week, so let’s go through some of the highlights!

Top Stories:

1. A sick man wins a bet on his life, at 50-to-1 odds! Half his winnings have been set aside for cigarettes and alcohol.
2. Club-hopping men are putting Preparation H on their chests to look ripped, dousing themselves in cologne to cover up the smell.
3. A man moons a restaurant just a little too hard… instant karma? No one wants to see a strange naked man’s butt, much less a bloody one!

Other headlines:

• A nursing home for Alzheimer’s patients installed a fake bus stop for the forgetful seniors to wait at. The patients would complain that it’s a little mischievous to do that, but keep forgetting too.
• Stripper’s show canceled due to a lack of clothing. We would’ve taken that opportunity to skip to the “best part”.
• Citizens of one Ohio town can go to jail for failing to mow their lawns, because that’s one of the pressing issues of modern times.
• A lawyer/musician pathetically tries to give, then sell R. Kelly his CD while in court. Not enough for disbarment, but maybe it should be? Call it the “Cha Cha Time Clause”.
• As if parents didn’t have enough worries, a kid burned his feet in a playground when the ground spontaneously combusted. Yikes!
• A woman spectacularly fails on the Price is Right! She wasn’t as happy as the women George pleased. That’s a shame.

That’s just a few of the posts we had. Check back, daily!

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