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Ben, who seems somehow connected with the NSA, is auditioning with this little speech:
I hate blogs!
Hate them, hate them, hate them!
I hate them so much that I frequently and eloquently write about how much I hate blogs and then I unfurl these little globs of incendiary hate upon the world. Well, not really the ‘whole’ world just the parts with electricity,… and computers, …and the internet. Ok so I unfurl my hatred of blogs on the ‘developed’ world you know the part of the world you think about not the parts with impoverished orphans, trying to avoid disease and bullets eating dirt for sustenance, they don’t have computers so they cant read blogs so who cares about them? You know come to think of it those little orphan bastards probably hate blogs too! They are cheap entertainment and keep the ‘whole’ world distracted so the orphans don’t get noticed! Hmm, I can use this! I need to go to that ‘other’ world, you know, the third world (btw where in the hell is the 2nd world? Just wondering) and raise up an army of orphan soldiers to strike back at blogs! Yes, yes this can work. Hey, they probably already have guns right? Awesome my army is already equipped with munitions. All I need to do is organize them! Ill have to act fast before McDonalds can get a hold of them for meat for Big Macs and double cheese burgers ( C’mon only a buck for 100% beef I think not!) If only there were a way to quickly get a message out to thousands and thousands of orphans all at once. But how? Arrgghh, a blog would work! Wait, No!
I HATE BLOGS!!
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1 Ben // Jul 2, 2008 at 5:52 pm
I hate blogs!
Hate them, hate them, hate them!
I hate them so much that I frequently and eloquently write about how much I hate blogs and then I unfurl these little globs of incendiary hate upon the world. Well, not really the ‘whole’ world just the parts with electricity,… and computers, …and the internet. Ok so I unfurl my hatred of blogs on the ‘developed’ world you know the part of the world you think about not the parts with impoverished orphans, trying to avoid disease and bullets eating dirt for sustenance, they don’t have computers so they cant read blogs so who cares about them? You know come to think of it those little orphan bastards probably hate blogs too! They are cheap entertainment and keep the ‘whole’ world distracted so the orphans don’t get noticed! Hmm, I can use this! I need to go to that ‘other’ world, you know, the third world (btw where in the hell is the 2nd world? Just wondering) and raise up an army of orphan soldiers to strike back at blogs! Yes, yes this can work. Hey, they probably already have guns right? Awesome my army is already equipped with munitions. All I need to do is organize them! Ill have to act fast before McDonalds can get a hold of them for meat for Big Macs and double cheese burgers ( C’mon only a buck for 100% beef I think not!) If only there were a way to quickly get a message out to thousands and thousands of orphans all at once. But how? Arrgghh, a blog would work! Wait, No!
I HATE BLOGS!!
2 neB // Jul 2, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Wow! That Spy guy sure can write !
He should totally get the spot, And i worry what might happen if he doesnt, being connected somehow with the NSA and all. I hope you dont end up in black hoods, zip-ties, and duct tape!
3 Steven // Jul 2, 2008 at 7:03 pm
That guy has more problems than just blogs, wow!
4 ShivPappa0 // Jul 17, 2008 at 3:26 pm
i turn on my night vision goggles and look in the woods
i see nothing but the feeling i get is good
i know you’re out there you goddamn colonel sanders ghost
a good actor has a name of scott nost
anyways where was i oh yes i do not like the ghost
i think i need a toast
and then there is stay puft marshmallow man he is a beast
if you put him in bikini he is a big tease
i slay him once i slay him twice
i slay him so many times it not that nice
that stupid ghost sanders is making me mad
i will have to do something bad
he is my arch rival and the biggest nitemare i know
he is white so if it snows then he will be covered by snow
i have to find him so i turn on thermal goggles twice
but he yells that is cheating so its not very nice
but i heard his voice so i point my axe in direction
i am going to cut off his erection
THE END
just kidding its not the end i am a good poet
i am so good i didnt know it
if you dont like the river then you have to flow it
i hunt with a bow it
i like edgar allen poe it
if your lawn is too long then mow it
anyways the ghost sanders is a bad guy and i am good
i am not black i am not from the hood
i will kill that goddamn sanders ghost someday for sure
i will shoot a three point shot like steve kerr
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